Got news?


 Jarod    06 Mar 2007 : 23:49
 None    Misc

We need new news

BIG UPDATE!
[ image disabled ] I was just informed by an anonymous poster (*nudge nudge*) that a crime was committed! I quote
Some bloody criminal cat stealer stole my cat!!!!!!!
Apparently, the cat has been missing for two weeks. All the FSEU News team hope that the cat is well and will be returned untouched and unharmed soon. We hate catnappers!!! Terrorists! Violate your own cats! Err. Report any cat and cat stealer sightings to your local feline authorities!
In other news, an unbiased critic discovered that Nudge might be able to produce the most impressive sponge cakes ever (What the heck is a sponge cake?). On the other hand, reliable sources report that her simnel cake sucks to hell and back (And what\'s that ought to be?). Stay tuned. Signing off, Jarod Arris, hoping for photos of the cat and the cakes.
Ladies, gentlemen, quants. We need news. Badly. Make summin up if you can't find any, dammit. Can't be too hard, politicians do it all the time. Did you know that William Shatner won 2 Emmys for his role in Boston Legal? Yes, recently, the fa... thickened, ol...derelict Shatner. Respect, man. And Sulu was in heroes, with NCC-1701 on his number plate. So old, so old. You rock, guys. I have never seen a single episode of Heroes. It any good? Du du du... lala ... now, there, your turn.




11 Comments
  • by Nudge in 05 May 2007 : 17:42
    Nudge
    Registered: 01 Jan 1970 : 01:00
    Comments: 16
    Location: Numpton, England
    Happy news for a change!

    Today I met Terry Jones, Bernard Cribbins, James Marsters, Charisma Carpenter, Peter Davison, Struan Rodger and Ray Park (But we already know him so that was cheating really).

    My autograph collection is now outgrowing my hallway and with 3 flights of stairs that's no mean feat. I need a bigger house! Or a cheaper hobby. Think I'll go with the house...
  • by Nudge in 02 Apr 2007 : 22:40
    Nudge
    Registered: 01 Jan 1970 : 01:00
    Comments: 16
    Location: Numpton, England
    That is one evil cat!!!
  • by Jarod in 01 Apr 2007 : 01:49
    Jarod
    Comments: 54
    Location: Karlsruhe, Germany
    Speaking of cats, I don't want to sound impious after such bad news, but I just can't help it. Do you know this one?

    [link]
  • by Jarod in 01 Apr 2007 : 01:29
    Jarod
    Comments: 54
    Location: Karlsruhe, Germany
    We only post good news. Bleh!

    I'm so sorry to hear that, Nudge sad

    There should be some law of nature that protects cats and little children ... from cars, at least.
  • by Nudge in 01 Apr 2007 : 00:02
    Nudge
    Registered: 01 Jan 1970 : 01:00
    Comments: 16
    Location: Numpton, England
    Erm, news on the missing cat front. We had a call telling us that a small tabby cat with a silver collar had been hit and killed on our road last week. By all accounts, it sounds like it was our Min.

    I'm off to go and try and find some happy news that is non-LARP related cos all the LARP stuff will mean absolutely bugger all to youse lots wink
Chatbox
You must be logged in to post comments on this site - please either log in or if you are not registered click here to signupIf you are not registered click here to signup.



KNYSBART 4 months ago
Star Citizen, anyone active at all?

Kronen 1 year ago
wonder why the repost!


Kronen 1 year ago
Happy New Year FS! Wishing you all a happy and prosperous 2019

Flash 1 year ago
Happy New Year all ! smile


Kronen 1 year ago
Happy New Year FS! Wishing you all a happy and prosperous 2019